DJ Talent !

On Saturday, I watched Britain's Got Talent !, a talent show dedicated to finding Britain's brightest talent, and then giving them the chance to perform at the Royal Variety Performance in front of the Queen.

One person on the show who stood out for me was rapper Anthony Ghoosh, aka DJ Talent. He said his rap would "blow the show to pieces", and it certainly did!

When I say Britain’s, you say talent! Britain’s got talent… it’s the DJ Talent!
When I say Britain’s, you say talent! Britain’s got talent… it’s the DJ Talent!
When I say Britain’s, you say talent! Britain’s got talent… it’s the DJ Talent!
When I say Britain’s, you say talent! Britain’s got talent… it’s the DJ Talent!

Right, you get the picture of what he was singing. It was very poor, but catchy.

So after the rap, he invited Kelly Brook to dinner, with Simon Cowell accepting the invitation on behalf of Brook. Here, on Mr. Satire's blog, we have the full story of where Ghoosh took her and what happened. . .

Ghoosh rang her up, as agreed beforehand, at 7pm. Brook was expecting something classy, despite the offer of chicken and salad. When Brook answered the phone, Ghoosh went into his rendition:

"When I say Britain’s, you say talent! Britain’s got talent… it’s the DJ Talent!"
"Look, Anthony, I wanted a free meal. please don't mess about. I don't want any unwanted media attention, " said Kelly.
"Sorry Kelly !"

When Anthony announced on the phone that the dream meal he had promised had to be cancelled due to his £7,000 teeth falling out, our Britain's Got Talent judge wasn't happy, to say the least.

"What do you mean, you can't make it ?!" Brook screeched.
"Well, I had a can of coke and the acid reacted with my gold teeth, which my mate down the pub said were in fact plastic, and they've melted."

Anthony Goosh, ready for his dream date, was cruelly given a harsh blow when Brook slammed the phone down. It's a hard life being a rapper on a talent show. . .