The inane wafflings of Matthew Hall

Tuesday, 5 May 2009

Revenge From Piggy !



After my post with the corny jokes about Swine Flu, I think it would be fair to say that the pigs in the country weren't too pleased. They threw eggs off my house, I was ambushed coming home from school, and every move of mine was watched.

One even decided to ring me up, with the conversation going something like this:

"Hello ?"
"Oink oink."
"I'm sorry, can you speak louder ?"
"Oink ! Oink oink oink, oink oink oink !"

The phone went dead.

I tried to call back, but the phone kept on crackling. . .




3 Comments:

Blogger Billy Bob said...

Oikay oikment...

6 May 2009 at 16:04

 
Blogger Lucy Mills said...

Groan at the puns...!

Thanks for commenting and for following my blog - it's nice to feel appreciated!

May your coming days be pig-free...

6 May 2009 at 19:24

 
Anonymous Andy said...

How's your work experience going Matty? It's so boring being an accountant's assistant!!!

12 May 2009 at 13:27

 

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